No, that’s not a typo. It’s Grunk Dolfer—because as CEO Nick Bender says, we’re not drunk, you are. And if you spot a typo on their website? Consider it part of the charm, not a design flaw.
Grunk Dolfer is the official uniform of the guy who thinks he’s breaking 80 but is actually breaking into his Venmo app to buy a generous round of fireball shots—including one for cart girl, of course. No chance he is getting her number but he looks good trying. It’s bachelor party-ready, guys’ trip-approved, and ideal for anyone who thinks birdies are optional but beers are mandatory.
What’s in the Bag?
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Polos – Cut generously to hide or highlight that dad bod with pride. Built with four-way stretch, so you can swing freely or do cartwheel celebrations after your fifth mulligan.
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Hats & Hoodies – Because nothing says “I take this seriously” like a hoodie that doubles as hangover armor.
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Can Coozies & Coolers – Smuggle responsibly, friends. These accessories scream “I’m hydrated, just not with water.”
The Flavors of Fashion
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The Drinko – The Cinco de Mayo-themed shirt featuring tacos, cacti, and tequila. It’s basically a walking fiesta with buttons. Wear it when your game is spicy and your cooler is full of cervezas.
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The Good Fat Shirt – Dad bods unite! This tight-print number features avocados in headbands because, well… it’s good fat, bro. It’s the perfect tee for that guy who skips leg day but never skips golf day.
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The Happy Hour Shirt – Loud, proud, and lit like your third margarita. With martini glasses, piña coladas, and neon green mixed with lavender, this one’s made for the golfer who’s not afraid to be seen—or heard—from three fairways over.
The Deals
Buy 3 polos, get $45 off. That’s basically like buying a round of beers for the boys—with just enough left over to grab a case for the cooler. You’re welcome.
Feeling bold? Go full mystery box and let fate decide your next fairway ‘fit. Who knows—you might end up with a shirt so loud it gets asked to quiet down during someone’s backswing.
Grunk Dolfer isn’t just a brand—it’s a lifestyle. One where the golf is questionable, but the vibes are immaculate.
